If God had to sell his creation

If God had to sell his creation, man, he would have made it friendlier, smarter and happier. No! God doesn't know an artist's worries, knows no money worries, no doubts, no sleepless nights. He doesn't have to constantly prove himself and pat himself on the shoulder or ask for recognition. No! God could never sell a creation like me, a poor, unhappy artist desperately seeking for an unknown island?